Matthew Quotes

Matthew is getting funnier and funnier in the things he says. Here are some of his latest. I started writing in the kids' baby books each night. I can usually come up with something to say about my day. It's so much better than waiting and doing it once a month or so - by then I've forgotten everything.

1. Me (trying to get him to touch "goopy goop"): Come on, Matthew.
Matthew: "I'm not coming on!"
2. Matthew as he walks into the dark basement: "Shoot, it's dark down here." (I'm going to have to figure out where "shoot" came from - I don't think it's from me...)
3. "Princess Mommy"
4. "Jacob got bubbles on his mouth." (drool...)
5. When you give him a kiss anywhere but his mouth, he says, "No, on me lips."
6. After I saw that a 12 pack of coke was over $5 full price, I said "Holy moly." Matthew replied, "Holy moly! I like holy molies!"
7. Matthew, about his deflated beach ball, "My beach ball!! It's ruined!!"
8. "I'm taking care of Jacob."
9. "Mmmmm. Delicious."
10. Me: "I forgot my gloves and my hands are cold." Matthew: "Oh well, maybe next time."
11. Matthew was holding the door for me and said, "Mommy, are you coming or not?"
12. Matthew at bedtime: "My chin hurts." Me: "Do you know why?" Matthew: "I lay down too much."
13. Me, trying to get the stroller through the door: "Matthew, can you hold the door for me, please?" Matthew: "No, it's too hard."
14. Me: "If you break that, Mommy will be very angry." Matthew: "Like an ogre?"
15. "Me take care of me self."
16. Matthew was asking where his telephone was and I couldn't understand "telephone". So he looked at me and said "Hello. Goodbye." to translate.
17. I was trying to play a game with him and he said, "Mommy want to play by yourself?"
18. Matthew to David about Matthew's dessert: "Me go potty. Daddy not take it."
19. Matthew with a fake laugh: "That make me laugh. Hahaha."
20. "Nodder" (quote from the movie Cars)

Some of these might not come across funny on the computer, but they made me laugh.