I'm not very good about remember to write down funny quotes the kids say, but here are a couple recent ones.
Matthew, to me, while I was paying bills. "Mommy, maybe one day we can buy you some money."
Matthew to me while we're walking out into the garage, "Mommy, you must care about me.Daddy doesn't care about me." Me: "Yes, I do. But why do you say that?" "You held the door open for me. Daddy didn't."
Jacob: Jacob doesn't have many words, but today I found him searching the house for me (I had disappeared to do a load of laundry). I could hear him in the monitor, wandering from room to room, "Mama? Mama? Mama?" He was very obviously looking for me and not just repeating himself. When he found me, he just grinned. He also says "mama" with a different emphasis to mean "Matthew", "Daddy", "Nama" and "Mawmaw".
This isn't a quote, but Matthew has now started requesting a baby sister and a baby brother.